dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
You can't motorboat a personality
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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