yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
the raccoons are back...
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