The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Barsexuality is the new black.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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