the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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