remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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