I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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