After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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