If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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