At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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