doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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