How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
sex in a hospital.. check
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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