I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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