I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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