You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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