Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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