Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Damn victory sex feels great
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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