Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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