yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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