who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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