i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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