I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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