I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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