how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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