i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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