Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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