so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just high enough for therapy.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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