Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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