So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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