tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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