Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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