i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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