that's an acceptable place to lick
i think i have two assholes
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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