drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You're a waste of cheezeits
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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