By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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