Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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