when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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