My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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