i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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