i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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