whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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