doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
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I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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