Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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