talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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