I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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