just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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