dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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