That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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