Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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