is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Let's paint friendship bongs
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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