You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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